PIMP MY FIXIE

The fixed-gear bicycle trend grows in direct correlation to the popularity of the hipster persona. Let’s face it, if you can’t afford a car, have a DUI, or don’t have a girlfriend to drive places… these are perfect! And plus, they match perfectly with the whole look: flannel shirt, washed out jeans with the beltloop keychain, 20/20 vision but I’m gonna wear these glasses, cigarettes, no shower smell power, and some ancient keds or whatever. Hipsters also like beer so this Road Popper is the perfect gift for anyone you know who rides a skinny bicycle around town and pops bottles all day. You can get it here. Go green! Oh yeah, and watch out for those BUIs.




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