A- Alexander McQueen

A true visionary, a modern genius. It was an unexpected tragedy when high fashion designer Alexander McQueen excused himself from the world.

“You didn’t need to step outside of a box. You never stepped foot in a box. You refused to obey the rules of the fashion world created. You reminded the world that art is art. That creating comes from our hearts and souls. You made beautiful bigger. You made breathtaking dangerous. Every piece you created came with a life of it’s own. And like you, will live on forever….” –NYLON

B- Beiber Fever

I’m sure all grown ass misses are immune to this sickness, but alas, there is a mass of preteen girls who are absolutely enamored by this scrawny singing boy and his lesbian haircut. What is with all these awkward Canadians destined to be overnight pop stars?!!

C- Chilean Miners

The 33 trapped Chilean miners definitely made the cut this year. These dudes were trapped underground for months, confined to a small space in the hot, dark underground. The rescue of these men was a day of international triumph. To see these survivors brought back to the face of the Earth and reunited with their loved ones was like witnessing a modern day miracle. I bawled my eyes out!

D- Die Antwoord

Ninja and Yo-landi Visser. This surreal South African duo comes with that party rap in a high-energy style they call Zef. Die Antwoord emerged with a pair of creepy, cartoonish viral music videos that became instant YouTube hits. Soon they were playing Coachella, getting signed to Interscope, and opening for M.I.A. Watch Enter the Ninja bellow. Errr….Yo-landi’s camel toe. No comment!

E- Earthquake in Hati

There was a grip of natural disasters all over the world this year. China, Hungary, Pakistan, Indonesia… and we can’t forget the widely publicized earthquake in Haiti. This quake was truly devastating, leaving masses of people dead, injured, and the rest susceptible to the illnesses that would sweep their nation. My heart throbbed with feeling for the grief and despair of these suffering people. I was haunted by the photos of dead decaying bodies lined up on the sides of the streets, young women covered in dust and dry blood surrounded by the rubble that was their city, and the notion that every Haitian has lost a loved one and a home to this disaster.

F- Four Loko

Caffeine and heavy dose of malt liquor in a $2.50 can. Bad idea. There was that college party in Washington where something like 12 girls were thought to have been roofied, but come to find out they had all just been drinking Four Loko. It was soon made illegal in some states, and last I’ve heard the recipe had been changed for FDA approval. Personally, not my drink of choice. Tastes shitty, it’s like drinking gasoline… But hey, kids don’t care! They just want to get “Sooooo fuuuucked upppp, duuude!”

G- Giants Win The World Series

On November 1, the Giants won their first World Series in San Francisco, defeating the Texas Rangers 3-1 in Game 6. I’m not a big fan of baseball, but I was born and raised in the city. So of course, it is one of my biggest regrets this year that I was not there for the champion’s parade. City hall even changed their lights in celebration! Epic!

H- Harassment at Work in the NFL

Allegedly, e-mails, nude pictures, and suggestive voice mail message were sent by Brett Favre to a New York Jets employee named Jenn Sterger. TV Azteca reporter Ines Sainz also claimed she was harassed by players from the New York Jets during a practice. Sainz was to interview quarterback Mark Sanchez, and claims she had footballs purposely thrown in her direction, and later was insulted by players in the locker room.

Ok first of all, look at these skanks. Sterger (left) is a Maxim model with nude shots on the web. Sainz who is also a bikini model actually does show up provocatively dressed for her reporting job (see photo on right). In my opinion, the New York Jets should just stop hiring hot women because these chicks are asking for it…  C’mon ladies! We all know men are dogs, so quit coming around like a bitch in heat.

I- iPad

The new iPad is the the electronic shit.
Mac is on top of their technological development game. That is all.

J- Jersey Shore

Can’t believe the orange tan clan made the list again this year. I don’t even really watch the show! Every minute leads to rapid reduction of brain cell production so I can’t help but flip the channel after a few filthy minutes. It was apparent the trashy group had left their mark on society when I started refering to all dumb self conscious men as guidos. There was also no shortage of Snooki costumes this Halloween. Big surprise there…

K- Korea Bombs the Other Korea

On November 23, North Korea fired dozens of military shells at the South Korean island of Yeonpyeong, killing two soldiers. Bad North Korea! There’s only one kind of bombing I support, and that’s the kind that leaves you with paint under the fingernails.

L- Lebron Leaves Cleaveland

Lebron has left the Cavs and signed with the Miami Heat. Haters gonna hate. Cleaveland fans were bitter and heartbroken after losing the only thing they had going for them. Don’t worry LBJ, you’re still my favorite NBA player.

M- Mexico’s Drug War

Remember when your little homie got swept up in the game? Like he got in deep. The packages got fatter… the deals were got bigger… and he became so paranoid… That’s like what happened to our little neighbor country down south. The Mexican cartels are becoming violent as ever, and the government can’t contain the disorder of the drug war. The graphic photo tells more than one of armed men moving truckloads of drugs. It’s shows the loss of humanity, the self destruction of a nation, citizens terrorizing their own communities… Only two ways out baby.

N- Nicki Minaj

Thiiiiis chick… All I see is Gaga’s ghetto fab alter-ego spawned with a Rih Rih wannabe. Honestly, if Weezy and Drake hadn’t hopped on her bandwagon so fast – no body would give a fuck. But hey, spittin 32 bars is “talent” for pop music. Gimmie 100 bars.
And fire your stylist. LIL KIM 4 EVA!!!

O- Oil Spill in the Gulf

Mishandled safety procedures on the BP oil rig lead to one big sticky icky disaster. How did they slip up on that one?! The crude oil was left free flowing into the Gulf for many months, drastically affecting aquatic life, the seafood industry, and overall life in the coastal southern states.

P- Prop 19

For the first time, a proposition for the legal sale of marijuana was presented to voters. It didn’t pass the polls this year, but look out Reefer Madness… Marijuana is mainstream! From personal experience, it is way more safe and all around satisfying to buy from a cannabis club: you get a premium selection, you can watch as they weigh, and the price is set for sale. Don’t get me wrong, I support homie down the block doin his thing. Daily even. But mahh dude, let’s step it up! It’s 2011!! Make executive decisions, solicit some career moves. Hustlin won’t fund ya foreva… so do some homework,
and open up your own dispensary!

Q- Queer to Serve

Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell has been repealed. LBGT citizens can now openly serve in the US armed forces! I’m definitely not enlisting myself anytime soon… I do fully believe any courageous man or woman willing to go and fight for our country’s beliefs should be able to do so and be happy and confident with themselves and their choice. I mean seriously. Like shooting people and risking you’re life isn’t shitty enough? Imagine having to hide one of your most significant attributes (your sexual orientation) at the same time. It’s time to quit hatin on the homos. I’m all for it bitches.

R- Reality T.V. has Hit the All Time Lowlifes

So I was almost sure reality t.v. had hit the all time low with the Jersey Shore and all those annoying ass wifey shows with catty cunts bickering over some nonsense drama. But apparently NOT. Recently, this show called Bridalplasty has hit the circut, and this is definitely the lowest of the low. Basically the contestants are all soon-to-be brides competing for plastic surgery so that she can have “the wedding of her dreams” in the end. It’s such a shallow, horrible concept for a show so naturally I was super intrigued at first, but after watching one episode – I had enough. It’s very boring to put a bunch of vapid, overly self conscious girls in a room and ask them what they would change about their bodies. I kept praying Dr. Drew would walk in the room and give these bitches some much needed counselling! The “recovery” room? Made me feel sick to my stomach! Shit was just that fucking awful… It left me cradling my breasts, loving my big nose, and fully appreciating the extra cushion on my derrière.

S- Soccer’s World Cup

I’m not a soccer fan either (NBA all day) but the World Cup was a big deal to a lot of people this year. Not mad at all the hot soccer players getting spreads in the magazines though. That was a definite plus.

T- Terry Richardson Scandal

This year Terry Richardson was exposed for pressuring his clients into hand jobs, blow jobs, and even sex on the job. The perfect example of a high-power industry low-life, Richardson has an open invitation on his website for anyone willing to shoot nudes. He likes to shoot in the nude himself, wearing nothing but tattoos and hipster shades while encouraging his assistants to shoot the photog taking (cum)shots of the models. Jezebel was the harshest critic, opening up a forum for aspiring models that had been exploited by this pervert. And somehow, he is still commissioned by our favorite high fashion magazines and designers. Cruel world.

U- Unfit for leadership- The Palins!

I am so sick and tired of seeing and hearing this stupid bitch say dumb ass shit on the news. She never has her facts right. NEVER. Do you hear me 2010 voters?! In her tiny little pea-brain, Sarah Palin does not have adequate knowledge of present day politics. Therefore, she is unfit to run a country, let alone Alaska (the most insignificant state). Quit voting for this bitch, and her reality t.v. star daughter. The Palin pair wins worst example of  what leaders and role models should be.

V- Vejazzle

Vejazzling was a new one that came out this year when Jennifer Love Hewitt and Kathy Griffin brought some shine to the trend. I’m a Kerin Rose girl all day, but I haven’t quit figured out how I feel about these… I guess it’s a temporary embellishment for those who can’t commit to a clit ring? I’ve still got too many questions: Should I get it the day after a brazillian (two days of someone splitting me spread eagle and prodding at my puss)? Can I wear jeans? What if it gets rough in bed, will he end up pejazzled? Don’t think I’ll be vajazzling myself anytime soon.

W- Wikileaks

Australian Julian Assange, publicly shared secret military documents online through his whistleblowing website Wikileaks. The site released thousands of classified military intelligence documents dating from 2004-2009. The leaks revealed startling information on what the U.S. knew about the Taliban, Iran and Pakistan’s involvement in the insurgency, and the amount of civilian casualties. Assange (pictured) would not reveal the source of the documents and continued with several more ‘document dumps’ through the year. Absolutely detrimental to politicians and national security.

X- Xrays for the T.S.A.

Gate Rape [geyt•reyp]:
–noun –verb

Passing through a security gate at an American airport, which requires either a full-body scan where T.S.A. guards ogle your naked body or an “enhanced” pat down where T.S.A. guards molest you. The T.S.A. is required by law to make the process as humiliating and abusive as possible.

My sister got gate raped at LAX.

Y- Yes for Healthcare

On March 23, after months of debate, President Obama signed into law the the one of the most sweeping pieces of social legislation ever passed by Congress. It ensured medical coverage for almost all Americans. The legality of the law was challenged in several states. Much of the bill will not go into effect until 2014.

Z- Zuckerberg

After the movie The Social Network came out, Mark Zuckerberg went from being an invisible, nobody, nerdy, multi-billionare to a most googled, gold digger magnet, nerdy multi-billionare. The founder of facebook changed the world with his social networking game. He was named the 2010 TIME Magazine Person of the Year.