Posts Tagged ‘san francisco’

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SOUND OF THE TEMPO

Listen….. You’re in for a treat. “JUST CAN’T HOLD ME” featuring MARIA “Songbird” REMOS by Tempo Valley

Produced by Tempo Valley and featuring DJ Packo on the scratches, this track is just a preview of the upcoming mixtape “Speakeasy As Pie” Vol. 2 by Maria “SONGBIRD” Remos.

Stay tuned.

02
12

NYOMZZZ DU JOUR

Miss Fortunate has shared her two favorite places to get these delectable little macaroons. Quite a bit aways away from both, but nothing short of sweet tooth – I was surprised to find these little treats at a small cafe called Patisserie Phillippe.

The half dozen package resembles that of the Juicy Couture perfume… Sweets!

I ended up ordering Earl Grey, Pistachio, Rose, Raspberry, Passion Fruit, and Cassis.

NYOMZZZZZ

02
10

INSA IN SF

My lovely aunt bought me a birthday visit to my homecity and graciously invited me to stay at her new loft. I haven’t been here a day and I’m already racing around running errands! After picking up a replacement Krypto King for my girl Big D, I spent about 3 hours at the DMV clearing up some buried business. Heading back Downtown, I ran into this INSA mural

…which led me right to his show at fifty24SF!


Loving spades, gold chains, flashing lights, hypnotizing patterns… and that brown booty in the green? HOT!

12
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BAY AREA REAL TALK

So this ain’t new. But it’s classic. And the Grinch is here with a Christmastime reminder for all ya’ll speakin that Bay Area… and all ya’ll who need a lesson. Bay Area lingo 101, 100 terms and definitions in under 3 minutes.

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HOT.  Rafael Casal. Knowledge, I like it a lot.

This shit induced flashbacks and some mad nostalgia. Good lookin out B cap!

11
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HELL’S HELLO KITTY

Even the cutest among us has a lil devil inside. In recognition, Kidrobot, Hello Kitty, and SF’s Frank Kozik have collaborated on an “Empress Of  The Underworld” Hello Kitty.

Miss kitty even has lil devil cloven feet and a Satanist star outfit.
To add that extra evil, she also comes with a pitchfork and spider.

Release in December.

11
07

I’M BACK, BITCHESSSSS!!!!

It’s been one hot minute, and dissmiss is glad to be back! A ton of shit has happened this past week, and I’m here to break down the latest headliners!

Numero uno on the list of latest important happenings :

SF GIANTS ARE THE 2010 WORLD CHAMPIONS

My homecity has finally come up on a sports title. Wishing I could be home for the riots, the parties, and the big parade, I was 3,000 miles away living in my SF Giants jersey, sweating it out in my GIANTS hoody, and making my man wear his SF new era.

“I heard that everything is big in Texas… That must include the LOSERS!”
-Big D

Some major monuments in the city changed their light bulbs for some lit ORANGE&BLACK night time displays.

Hella hard. City Hall, Downtown SF

Coit Tower, North Beach SF. A dope ass view from the EMB.

Next up on the news, Zach tried. Maybe next time Prop 19.

Zach Galifianakis Smokes a Joint on Bill Maher’s Show

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YES. Hangover hair and a lit joint between his chubby fingers, Zach is the man!

In crime/music News…

WEEZY FREED

Can’t deny diss dude’s role in society, I just hope his music won’t be soo mehh after this!

As the Giants took the World Series, Zach Galif. smokes pot on national television, and Weezy is freed, all the way across the world, in Russia,

A Naked Man Terrorizes a Small Soviet Neighborhood.

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Fascinating. I’ve had my fair share of drug induced rampages and for sure getting beat up by a mob could not in any way have been a good trip!

10
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SF GIANTS BABY!!!

“Giants smoked the Phillies like a blunt of Cali purp!”
-A Dub

It’s a true story.

As we all know by now, the SF Giants are going to the World Series!! I hella wish I was home for this one! Even though I’m not even really an MLB fanatic (that shit is boring as hell to watch on tv), I find it truly magical that the whole city has come together to support our team. Everybody wearing orange and black, frisco natives know where it’s at!

Don’t Stop Believing Giants montage = instant classic

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World Series for the first time since 2002…
Take it home boys!

This next video street slaps. And that last dude in SF OG and the Chanel shades? So on it!

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THE BAY, all day!

10
18

LES GIGANTES

The Dubalator showed me this illustration of the stereotypical misses of SF. Hilarious captions, so very accurate! I’m pretty sure I’ve seen the print before, but this one has some chicken scratch feedback making it much more meaningful.


Safe to assume this is the mind of Mike Giant? Check some of his other work with real ladies of the city and their beloved fixies.


Big ups to my girl Karina in the last photo! Fly as fuck. You can check diss miss out dancing at the GoGo Gorgeous events and clubs.

10
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PROP POT AND THE MARIJOPOLY

Proposition 19 is on the ballot in California, Oregon, Arizona, and South Dakota.

I’m not saying it will pass. I’m not saying I support it, but hey, potheads!
It has finally come to the day when the pipe hits the polls.

I grew up in California through the passing of Prop 215 (marijuana for medicinal purposes) and HOLY ACCESS! I became a medical marijuana patient.

This required very little on my side:
(1) Be in pain. I had sore wrists from scooping the rock-hard ice cream at Haight-Ashbury’s Ben and Jerry’s, and of course the default excuse for everything: monthly womanhood cramps.
(2) Make the appointment. There are 200K medical marijuana patients in California alone, so expect a two week wait.
(3) Show up with 90$. No documents needed, stoners, it’s acceptable to recall your medical history by memory.

A half hour later and I was next door at CannaMedCare–the most expensive club I have ever visited. To a nice balance, they provide an incredible atmosphere: mirrored security, a beautifully lit clone display, plush red lounge chairs, five-foot bongs, and a buffet of stoney savories (the rootbeer is a winner). Pretentious pot clubs aside, I really preferred The Hemp Center on Geary. With a spacious set-up, decent selection, and homegirl behind the counter, the spot had an open, neighborhood feel. It was also close to my high school, so I took advantage during homeroom… lunch… and 6th period.

Under Prop 215, my prescription has protected me from the law. That’s another book of stories, but if the CA po. find you for possession of less than an ounce, the law states: you have your papers, you keep it.

Oink oink, piggys!

Luckily for non-patients, Schwartzy has decriminalized possession of less than an ounce. Now, even without legal papers, a stash less than 28 grams is confiscated with a measly fine of 100$, you are free to go.


Marijuana is quickly becoming more mainstream, and states are rushing to regulate and profit on this growing industry. Millions are to be made from taxes, and millions more are to be saved from reduction of “drug” offenders. As these laws come into effect, corporate cannabis is working on a way to capitalize on the new markets.

In July, Oakland, California approved a plan to license four large pot farms for growth, packaging, and processing. Oaksterdam has shown to be a huge success for this Bay Area city, and the pot pioneers move forward with the first attempt in the nation to authorize wholesale cannabis cultivation.

Gropech, a non-profit, is giving the public a look into what may become the first official cannabis factory. 60,000 sq. ft., 30,000 plants, and $50 million in cannabis production per year. The company brings horticulturalists together with electrical and mechanical engineers to build an environmentally friendly, laboratory-quality growing facility that will use solar energy and generate zero wastewater.

Gropech promises to create hundreds of union jobs and reinvest profits in the Bay Area through community projects, food systems, and domestic voilence programs. They aim to bring transparency to the growing process, providing a safe and secure supply for medical dispensaries across the state.

The way I see it, these factories could potentially create a monopoly in the marijuana growing industry, and I stand by the free market. Homeys gotta eat yo!

Visit the Gropech website for a virtual tour of the pot factory.

09
20

FREE MUSIC FREE FREE FREE

FREE MUSIC . MUSIC for FREE .

Attn: All who are not deaf or hard at hearing.

The Bay Area’s BPos has released their recent project Pos Tapes Vol. 1 as a free mixtape. Yes, I said a free mixtape. The entire project is a trilogy of Pos Tapes produced in a collaboration of D-Wiz, Goodward, and Johnny Venetti with beats by select Bay Area producers and various Bay MCs. Another plus, 16 tracks is really more like an album! If you can afford an email and 15 minutes of downloading patience, this costs you nothing.

DOWNLOAD IT FROM THEIR BANDCAMP HERE.

Big ups to Mantis One for tuning me in to diss! Check out his track produced by Big Shawn (PimpTapsMovement) from The SFCollective Bored Stiff.




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